I live in a red state. Born and raised here. The thought of living in a modern day CSA terrifies the shit out of me. Breaking up our country is my worst nightmare.

Or a brain

He said it like people who work never need food stamps. Idiot.

He can’t comprehend it tired or not.

“Old Testament Cotton Ball”

I miss my Guess overalls. They were so comfy.

One swift punch in the right place could deflate those puppies quick.

These asshole representatives here in Tennessee make a point of not coming face to face with their constituents.

Dear lord, you’re right! Thousand Island is Satan’s semen. 🤢👹

Me too. Messed up hormones really are the pits.

It’s sexism in the same way that conservatives call liberals intolerant because we oppose bigotry.

I roll my eyes simply when I hear her name. I admire his restraint at all the bullshit he’s had to endure from her.

It’s the only way to prepare avocado.

Perhaps ON the moon? That’s an untapped real estate market!

You know there’s no way he’s walking the course, so no.

Dr Seuss is far too good for Trump. His library will be full of those horrible books that are trying to shill toys.

And located in Trump Tower, naturally.

Apropos of nothing, I imagine he smells like a stinky cheese.

I think it has to do with how much the conservative hates gay people. The ones that don’t hate gay people are probably more likely to think AC is delightful (because he is!) The hateful ones just see gay and are enraged because they can’t be true to themselves.

I’m the same way. I’m a total slut for smart guys.