I would add consulting and involving the professionals who actually, you know, teach for a living and who are actually knowledgeable enough to advise what would best work.

Terrified isn’t a strong enough descriptor. The interview almost seemed like a proof of life video in a hostage situation. Pure fear and dread along with a solid shot of CNN in the background. I want to let that poor child know that he should blink twice if he needs rescue.

I prefer “Lock them up!”

You are doing those people a favor, though. Girl Scout Cookies are delicious!

I had the same cut when I was in first grade.

“Shitpence None the Richer” is now on a loop in my head.

I know two men who died from ATV accidents. Neither had been drinking. Those things are terrifyingly dangerous.

And my heart, like the Grinch’s heart, grew three sizes today.

A little of A and a little of B will do the trick.

The Josie Maran Argan oil products have healed my rosacea. I use the light oil for moisturizing; I found that full strength causes clogged pores.

So, literally the snotty stuff they glide around on? Ewwwwwwww. I’ll stick to Argan oil. It has vanished all traces of my rosacea.

Honestly, it depends what flavor Presbyterian. PCUSA is pretty liberal. PCA is nutso.

Good.

Congratulations on getting clean! Keep up the good work!

I think sometimes he says big league and sometimes he says bigly. Seriously.

I damn near had a rage stroke when I read this story. I can’t stand these assholes any longer!!!

To compensate for having a tiny penis, of course.

Your video gave me all the feels. It was just a smidge less heart wrenching than that doomed pet commercial with Sarah McLachlan.

Same. It’s just awful.

I bet you’re fun at parties. 😜