The US only gets the electric one and only eight states sold it upon release, honestly can’t remember if it’s nationwide yet or not. they sell reasonably well for what it is at my store, and I see them daily outside of work. It just isn’t a volume car and wasn’t meant to be.

Nope. I like burning dead dinosaurs too much. See my name? Although I had/have the opportunity to be Teslatech, just have no interest.

Full disclosure in return, normally I don’t have a thick beard, just a stubbly one but I’ve been super lazy about trimming lately.

I wonder if Lexus thought it was funny...

Mercedes is doing massive construction in Alabama...

I would own one and I hate the idea of working on trucks. Too tall. I also consider myself a young professional outdoorsy type with a thick beard. But I don’t do any of the other things you mentioned, because I’m too cool for that shit.

As a side note, if you’re going to “pet” your tires, be very very careful. If they’re worn down to cords and you run your hands over those there’s a good chance you’ll be redecorating your driveway with red polka dots and treating your neighbors to your best impression of an opera singer having a death scene.

I’m not saying it’s right or that I agree with it, but 1 quart per 1000 miles is a pretty standard figure for oil consumption across various manufacturers.

Did you consider the possibility she was just playfully teasing you and didn’t actually give a damn? Maybe it was because you were so self conscious about a stupid bubble that she was turned off. Should’ve owned it and said something like “lol being a minor annoyance to iphone users is one of my favorite things about…

Counterpoint: E36 M3 is second best M3, not the ugly duckling’s red headed second cousin.

Yeah, you’re right, they probably could have designed it that way. But it’s a Mercedes, they can’t possibly make it cheap to own 😕

Well you do only replace the blade. Unless you mean just the rubber strip itself? Doing just that could be difficult as it has a heating element and the channel for washer fluid to flow.

It could be argued that your jeeps are already sculptures of old car parts.

I have a friend who’s been hoping this would happen. I’m not sure anyone is stupid enough to steal an old disco.

Something something low hanging fruit...

No joke, some wiper blades cost between $100-200. Think magic vision control. Google it if you’re confused.

I’m only 94% competent so I automatically assume the internet is 95% correct 76% of the time.

My dumb ass owns three. But they’re actually pretty reliable compared to what the internet thinks.

Rolex on the bus? No thanks. I like not getting mugged.

*Reads own name*