The wheels of justice do turn slowly (if at all).

Rest in Power, Dr. Johnson. May your life continue to inspire, educate, and uplift us.

First, please Google, because this ground has been covered:

How the fuck does one equate Oprah with Bill Cosby? Fucking R Kelly who urinated on a 13 year old girl??? You can’t have an honest discussion using bad faith arguments. They are serial rapists. You can’t compare the two.

Who did Oprah rape?

I have my issues with Oprah but I’m sorry who did she drug, hold hostage, sexually assault or was accused of sexually assaulting? False equivalency , do better.

#girldad

3 year old: “I don’t love you” *smirk* (thinking this is the height of comedy)

They do that because they are lazy-minded and they think everybody else is as lazy-minded as they are.

They believe themselves to be mental Jedis. Sure, they’ll lie, but if they say something truthful, then they believe that they cannot be called a liar. What they don’t seem to care about, however, is that lying by…

I thought this story was going to start with a limerick; like so:

I never understood why black conservatives/conservatives  always bring up that Republicans freed the slaves, so the fuck what? That is like saying Darth Vader did some good things in his past, yeah when he was Anakin Skywalker, not now now when he is half man/half cyborg blowing up planets.

To drag it out to at least the primaries, so that every Republican Senator on the stump has to spend all their time explaining why they ignored overwhelming evidence to keep the Soiled Diaper in office!

Good. Can’t be dustbinned soon enough.

THE DNC SUGGESTS WHITE LIBERALS LOCK THEIR PARENTS IN THE BASEMENT ON ELECTION NIGHT IN ORDER TO SECURE A 2020 WIN.

Maybe he should buy that girl a giant purple diamond ring as an apology.

“Racist” is one that seems get an angry response more often than not :\

Hey now, Chrissy Teigen is famous on her own merits, she’s a model, a chef, and an “influencer” (I dislike the term, but it doesn’t mean she isn’t damn good at it). Don’t just reduce her to “singer’s wife”.

To quote Margo from the Magicians:

By comparison to the shit show in Puerto Rico, Britain had RFA Mounts Bay – an amphibious landing ship – loaded with water storage and purification units, first aid kits, hygiene supplies and survival kits crossing the Atlantic behind the hurricane, with a helicopter onboard to fly the supplies in and scout the island…

Hopefully as more men wear dresses we can finally get some designers who know how to put some damn pockets in dresses.