My nephew is a year old and has recently taken to pulling worms out of the yard and trying to put them in his mouth.  Compared to the shithead in office he would be a fantastic president!

It’s like setting a house on fire and then expecting an award when you put it out. 

I heard that Biden said a long time ago that if Bernie ran, he would too. So if the only purpose Biden serves is to cut Sanders off at the knees then I consider him a hero and a patriot.

Yea, another wicked hypocrite and apologist for white supremacy. We tend to remember Amy Chua for her “tiger mom” bullshit while overlooking her other piece of racist literature ‘The Triple Package’, in which she ascribes a kind of cultural inferiority to Black Americans for their supposed lack of success compared to…

1) fuck these hypocrites 2) all the kids I grew up with who had “tiger moms” have a slew of mental health struggles as adults from their parents being so intense. A lot of tiger moms don’t actually care about how their kids are doing, they only care about how their kids reflect on them.

Let me get this straight, these motherfuckers target Black people for harsher sentencing then want credit for letting them out when they were never supposed to be sentenced so long in the first place?

“Walking kombucha burp.” Accurate description, and pretty fucking funny!

^This. Any POC that pulled a stunt like that with a white, male candidate would have been lit up like a WR by Ronnie Lott before he could have taken two steps beyond the stairs.

One man’s entertainment is another’s racist fascist shitshow.

Or maybe they could donate to local progressive politicians, who are looking for practical ways to end food deserts in poor communities. But this is fine too I guess. 

Tell the CBC to stop trying to push preferred candidates and get to work impeaching Mango Unchained. Its not just the stuff in the report that’s criminal, its every effort he continues to make to obstruct in the process. Their job is to do the will of their constituents, not sit around coming up with presidential…

Re: your first paragraph, why would he do that? Who else is he going to hire to work at Mar-a-lago?

Being too emotional

Being more educated, being less educated, working, not working, being out too late at night, being afraid when they’re out too late at night, having children, not having children.... ...... existing.

Breathing?

So... We’re shaming women for

I can’t help but feel the people who are convinced Trump’s tax returns will contain some kind of smoking gun are setting themselves up for disappointment. Though I’d genuinely love to be proven wrong.

You know, it's really hard just being a shark without all these unrealistic expectations weighing down on me because of how sharks are portrayed in the media. Sometimes I can't deal. Hence, why I ate this dick who couldn't watch where he was swimming.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me