Is there anything more hipster than trying to look original, but really just being a copy?

All I can think is

I completely read the headline backwards and though they were accusing Ford of stealing the items.

“the focus is tracking down lost treasures.”

Please, it would be like a Cheeseburger Harley or something. Upgraded suspension to hold up the increasingly fat clientele

What’s even weirder is they probably won’t have redesigned the Charger

Thank you Toyota for reminding the world that luxury isn’t measured by how many buttons you can cram into a dash or a touchscreen UI.

I can’t speak for Europe, but no one in America is going to go out of their way to push the noise maker button, considering how many drivers don’t use their turn signals.

This is awesome for the guys at Rimac. A partnership with Porsche really adds credibility to their brand. It nice to see people with passion have their hard work pay off.

This is a pretty amazing partnership that could really take over the performance electric car market.

It’s likely that there are many more classic car enthusiasts with under 6-figure salaries that would be negatively affected by this ban.

Torchopnik is the best Jalopnik.

I’ve been staying up really late to work on this book, so one night I tired some adderall to see if it would help.

Oh, yeah, baby! Kristen has $29 in her wallet. I have $30 in my wallet. I win!

People who survived tend to have survived.

I think this is an awesome untapped market.

What is autopilot for?

Whoosh

600LT WILL BE CHEAPEST CAR with top exit tail pipes.. it will sell well. Not sure why I started that sentence by yelling

(runs to room, slams door, flings self on bed, sobbing)