I think the impact knocked a few vowels out of his name.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Agreed. As a Jalopnik journalist, you have accepted the role of experiencing all of automobiledom on the behalf of the rest of us, the great unwashed. We drive Ferraris, Lambos, Teslas, Bentleys and everything else vicariously through you. The downside is that you also have to give us the experience of truly dumb but…