If that’s how much minis go for in America, I’ll be willing to part with my baby for sure.

That Honda was brilliant. If they put it into production it’d go on my list of new cars I might (someday when I can afford them) be willing to own.

I completely agree. I’ve never seen one of these in the flesh since I’m in the U.K. but from what I have seen, they seem to have missed the point somewhat.

Ah yes, but have you seen how sharp the lines are on the embossing?

Speed cameras aren’t that bad and I’d take impartial cameras over cops with quotas any day, I don’t see too many caravans round where I live however the gypsys took over a park and people are pretty pissed off (or as pissed off as any middle class people ever get), diesels aren’t that slow and it’s not like people…

It better look like a beetle and not some deformed fucking blob thing.

The more time I spend on Jalopnik, the more I wonder why you guys don’t just move to the U.K..

Of course, because no self respecting “British” company could plaster its logo everywhere. It would be vulgar and that’s not how we do things here.

NASCAR is just WWE but with cars.

If everyone drives a hatchback, then there’s no variety.

A good beer should be served at cellar temperature.

The name you’re looking for is baking trays.

I’ll give you the jet, yours is far nicer but can you ever beat an Aston, really?

You realise that you’re talking about people who can afford to keep their cars looking better than new despite being decades old?

I feel like the themed names should be higher up the list and names based on engine displacement should be way down the list.

I hate to outdo you, but the red arrows have got one up on you there ;)

I’ve always thought about buying a car like this (super rare and valuable) and then sticking it on eBay with no reserve.

Just a few other things you missed:

This car is so boring I stopped reading a quarter of the way through.

I like it. I like it a lot.