I commend your effort but I can’t help but feel that the US driving licence system is completely insane.

They have pedigree in buckets but so do many other companies. I’m biased (as an Englishman) but I’d rather own a Jaguar, a Morgan or a McLaren than a Ferrari.

Seems like they might give you a test drive.

They just remind me of Renault with that diamond in the middle.

This is in the same sort of vein as the Tesla owned by Burnie from Rooster Teeth.

The only issue I can see with this is that you’d have to have a new cassette for every journey. It also seems that it would need a specific start point too. Maybe a well known place?

That’s interesting. In that case, why do people react like all these tickets must be unjust?

She is a disappointment as a Prime Minister. If she had played her cards right, Corbyn (leader of the opposition party, Labour and all round Marxist/Communist/Anti-Semite) would have been out of a job.

Oh, I absolutely agree. Our courts seem insane and a lot of our media is idiotic (see the guardian). But speed cameras are better than policemen and I’ll tell you why.

 You know, you just blew a joke way out of proportion in a conversation over tickets. I was suggesting that reforms are needed to the US system because it seems massively unfair. On the other hand, the system we have here seems to work fine so there’s clearly something going on there.

Because it’s Jalopnik, I assume rust actually improves the score?

So. Here is the two pence of an Englishman. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

As a mere European, I only have the one car. It has absolutely no cup holders but supposedly, when they designed the door pockets, they made sure they were big enough to fit a bottle of gin.

I love him as much as the next car enthusiast and old new top gear fan, but it seems like you’ve almost exactly described Jeremy Clarkson

I mean, Harry’s been in worse vehicles, bearing in mind his RAF service.

I have an idea.

Technically, that’s just capitalism. If Russian buisnesses raise the price of their own oil, there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

Yeah but classic sports cars are a dime a dozen over here. That’s not to mention the parts which are all still made here too

Interestingly, it’s illegal to drive barefoot in the UK. If you’re driving, you have to wear secure footwear. This means flip flops are also illegal.

I agree but I’d add that the character of batman thrives on situations where the odds are against him and is rarely happier or more comfortable than when he’s fighting crime so I this is when I would expect him to be making jokes.