why worry about tetanus when you should be worried about CHEMTRAILS
He wasn’t “caught” midblink. He exists midblink.
Re: the Cunts. For a while, my parents loved to tell the story of how my dad loved to tell me to ask any given waiter for a fork and spoon when I was a toddler. I couldn’t pronounce fork and spoon correctly, because I was like 2, and apparently I would politely request a “fuckin’ poon,” and my dad thought it was…
I’m confused at why people think that by posting it, I was implying we should all have sympathy for them. It’s a weird, crazy, nonsensical story that I found interesting to read; that’s the entire judgment I would attach to it.
Not lying is a Commandment. Incredible how they claim to do these things in the name of God and yet fail to uphold the very basic principles of which Christianity was founded on. Frauds, liars, charlatans and grifters.
Jezebel has done its own investifartion and obtained an early version of the video in question:
“Oh don’t mind me. Just your regular quirky older lady! Dee diddly dee.” *shoves a tee shirt in her bag*
It is very good and feminist!
I have a friend who is only attracted to Hader in Stefon mode. Human sexuality is the best!
I LOVE slippers and house shoes. I still haven’t found the perfect pair yet.
I want to watch it because I love Amy Schumer and I want to support my girl. I don’t want to watch this movie because I hate romcoms and I am a little bit disappointed that is the genre that she chose to write. Romcoms are inevitably about why a woman’s life is meaningless without a man. At some, point no matter how…
Serious question for Natasha: if Roy had contacted you with these pictures and told you that he was attempting to blackmail one of the women but they wouldn’t pay him, would you have published his pictures of the woman in question and kept his identity secret?
oh fuck all you people complaining about her “racism”. Seriously. She’s a fucking comedian. She can say anything she wants.
Judd Apatow movies are ALWAYS TOO LONG
while i am far from believing that every rom-com is good (and i know because i’ve seen Because I Said So...twice), i do think that at least some of the reason we all think “rom-coms suck” is because they are traditionally considered “chick flicks”?
I would've loved this back when I was 14 and loved Green Day and stealing my mom's cigarettes.
Super-affected gym-rat lady: Do you ever straighten your hair?