Marriage is declining because women don’t NEED men anymore. We don’t have to put up with the average/bad ones who treat everyone like shit (and vice-versa with men no longer needing women). We only need to get married when we find one we WANT who also WANTS us. And in my opinion, unless you’re rocking my world in bed,…

Why on earth would Russians not be the first assumption. I mean, duh.

Given the current “leadership” in DC, I assume that the women will be held responsible for being women.

I’d be glad to volunteer to collect their ejaculate in a syringe and inject it back into their dicks. Please please let me do it. *searches for largest needle*

You should feel an overwhelming urge to sing “Circle of Life”.

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

I live in Oregon, and I support a secession of the western states (OR, WA, CA) to form Pacifica.
If that doesn’t work, I’d like Canada to adopt us as Canada’s ballsack (look at the geography).

If everyone leaves, he’s not president of anything anymore. I say all 50 states disband and reform as the United States of Not Trump.