You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

http://deadspin.com/how-did-the-yankees-get-chris-carter-on-the-cheap-1792125019

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

The Mets window is also closed, but only because if it were open someone would fall out and get placed on the DL.

Possibly, but I’d have much more difficulty with the dogs than the beers as well. I put about 9 back playing softball yesterday.

“I still can’t believe that Scooter is… someone is using my name. I think that’s a slap in my face, too. But it is what it is. Man, people have their own opinions and I’m going to have mine.”

Umm, the Lakers are 5-1 in their last 6 games. The only teams with better records in their most recent 6 games are the Warriors and Cavs. You really expect the third best team in the NBA right now to tank after adding the #2 pick in the draft? Boy you are dumb.

And the Bucks will out draft them all by drafting yet another 8 foot wing-spanned teenager from Lower Sudan in the middle of the round.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Illinois Packers Wisconsin Cubs fans are just the absolute worst. We get it, you like a different team, we don’t need to hear how you’re a fan because your dad went to Kenosha Six Flags for a weekend once.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

If by fun you mean watching two chuckers hoist up shots and play crash test dummies in the lane, when those shots are not falling.

Shut up Drake.

Burneko - we don’t work together anymore, you can’t just take my 17-part preview idea/format and write it for another website. It’s not yours.

I mean, how can a guy who does the stuff in that video and also posts this NOT be everyone’s favorite?

“What, do you need a SAFE SPACE, you whiny liberal SNOWFLAKE?!?!?”

* approves of giant wall, buys thirty more guns, terrified of Syrian eight year olds *

No shining moments

Unless she was prepared a certain way, in which case he could have been through the wurst.

Boat load of talent on that kid. Too soon?

This is lost in translation. Here Real is meant to differentiate between False Salt Lake, which is actually Denver.