This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

Hopefully he can cut costs by 60%, or 3/5.

Someone please post this on Jezebel

“When they said a song about strange fruit I assumed it was the Banana Boat song, with the ‘day-o, day-o.’ Or that ‘lime in the coconut tune, which is another favorite mine. So many strange fruit songs to choose from and they picked that one. Sad.”

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Think of all the 5 year olds, deprived of their chance to pull a coal cart for a farthing a day! The elderly and decrepit and mentally ill, all kept from their rightful position in a sweatship, behind chained doors, making shoes for pennies a week! An unemployed America is a morally bankrupt America, which is how you…

But who will fill the role of Scrappy White Guy?

At least for the last guy, sure.

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

Man. Jerry Kill must be Having a fit.

A man or woman with a certain Pedigree, will appreciate this joke.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Analysis: how long since last defecation?

Cease Bowel Functions.

If we can’t bottle-flip, what else will we have to dab about?

Wish? Pffftt! My brother actually executed professional ruin on the john wall after Taco Tuesday.

Yes if a friend ever invites you over to take their sailboat out on Lake Michigan you can expect to see some of the biggest spiders you will ever see in WI.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.