Midwestern racism is gritty, smart, loves the game, and will be a coach someday.

Not so much “gritty” (gritty people stand out and standing out is rude) but certainly quietly tenacious. It’s a very Protestant Work Ethicky kind of racism.

I dropped Carr for Simian to cover Rodgers’ bye week. Simian got injured and Carr threw for a million yards and dozens of TDs.

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Where’s the sign roundup? There were some really good ones this morning.

Afterwards Tiger bought him a beer and regaled him with many tales of how he paid $100 to get it in the hole.

No one should be happy about this injury. The last thing Peterson needs is a good excuse to walk around with a cane.

Michael Cole: What a terrible display of unsportsmanlike conduct. That’s disgusting.
JBL: Shut up, MAGAL! That was blatant disrespect! He deserved it! You don’t go celebrating like that when there’s still time on the clock!
Michael Cole: John, the play was clearly over.
JBL: Nothing was clear, MAGAL! His teammates were…

Arizona is Arians Nation!

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

Seems like a pretty convenient argument to make if you know the Israeli athlete is a lot better than you...

Egyptians have a long history of losing to Jews though

Sure but when y0u lose you’ll probably be all pissy about it. Refusing to shake hands, demanding the Gaza Strip back...

In response, Israel destroyed the Egyptian team bus.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

That is only because Aquaman was banned from Competing.

Why is this hoverboard equipped with a crotch-demolishing stem in the middle?

Just keep sending drones until the tree falls under the weight of them. More drones has never proven to be a bad idea.

Angels with Dirty Fingers