First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

“ Take Charge. Take Action.”

Boo-

I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay…

One word describes this move:

Semper foul.

The Las Vegas Future Quebec Nordiques

Sweet mascot though.

Las Vegas Nevadans.

I also would like the Las Vegas Vega’s

Sure was nice of Dobby the Elf to put in an appearance to congratulate Marquese Chriss being drafted by Phoenix.

I don’t understand. If the finals are USA-Mexico, how will they kick the ball over the wall?

But you just said the problem. Utah and cities of the like would need to overpay for lesser players. Thus the top heavy effect mentioned. The draft is good thing the rookies negotiation power is a bad thing.

Holy shit, Moyer can still bring the heat.

Waldron would like to thank his strict regimen of stick and hoop for keeping him in such good shape.

Pirlo’s makes it sound like it’s either “running hard” or “playing”. The truth is, it’s neither.

‘O Canada’, Guard Won’t Stand On Thee

The Trump campaign doesn’t understand why that one Mexican was so mean to the other one.

Looks more like he is placing a condom on a medium sized penis and inserting it into his mouth.

The 76ers were 500:1 to win the NBA championship. A historically bad team, as you know. Leicester was 5000:1