They might be Southern or Arkansas-Pine Bluff, though.

I cannot WAIT to see the Dead Letters for this one.

But I guess when you stop playing they forget how you lead

This team is by far the most disgraceful and embarrassing thing happening in D.C.

Shaqiri’s hands don’t lie.

Serbia once again guilty of genoffside.

BADABOOM UNEMPLOYDEST GUY IN THE ROOM

Hank Gathers: Heartbreaker.

This take is hotter than the surface of the sun. I need to go apply aloe vera to my eyeballs to treat the burn. This is an all time, top 10 over the top comments I have ever read on this site. My dick is hard because of how much I love the shameless, unfounded hyperbole of this comment.

Core samples don’t show progression of time with evidence of what happened in those layers. At least, that’s what I keep telling myself to continue believing in young earth creationism and to continue ignoring climate change. This track was laid, as is, in 1986. Everything other than that is a conspiracy.

No, lots of Packers’ owners are unable to stand by kickoff

Poor kid. I can’t believe Penn State did this to him.

By the looks of him in that video, wandering aimlessly and ineffectively in the middle of the pitch, he is indeed on his way to being the next Michael Bradley.

“I don’t see why not.”

Well you had to figure that once Gilbert Arenas left DC, arms would be a lot harder to come by.

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

The wedding is every bit the lavish extravaganza you’d expect from the rich and famous, and Messi and co. have ensured the event will be duly covered.

Ted Pretty? More like Theodore Presentable, at best.

This would have been 100x funnier if that was his stepson.

“Hello.... NCAA?? I know you guys investigate some petty shit, can you PLEASE tell me this is some sort of infraction for LemonJello or whatever his name is?? Thanks,”