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My wife and I ran into Simone Biles and her family on our honeymoon in Belize a few months ago. It was immediately obvious it was her, not just from her amazing physique, but her radiant smile as well. We didn’t want to be “those people” and interrupt their vacation, but they seemed like the nicest, happiest family.

“the facts suggest that the alleged victim’s friends engaged Brantley in an unpleasant verbal exchange, during which the alleged victim began to physically punch or assault Brantley, causing him to shove her away.”

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With dogs specifically, it’s probably because we’ve shared 10's of thousands of years of side by side evolution. Here’s a video that describes it very well:

I can’t believe Fleury got that interference call when Corey Crawford took the exact same hit a few nights ago and the goal stood. Had that one been overturned, the Hawks-Preds series might have been a totally different story. -A still crying Hawks fan

Melissa Villaseñor is the worst cast member they’ve had in years. If she was hired just to try and up their minority count, it shows.

These things wouldn’t survive more than an hour on the streets of San Francisco before being stripped of all that. My god, it practically begs our homeless to smash a window out with its bright colors and “survival” trimmings inside.

According to the memoir, the incident happened in a car during the late 1990s. “I would’ve been okay with it if they had gotten him in the first trial,” Kardashian reportedly said to Jenner, who followed that up with her own interpretation.

When can I get a blunt of the month box like her new cooking partner, Snoop?

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Ugh, it’s like someone at Pepsi saw that SNL Cheetos skit and thought it would actually work! Corporate Marketing people are officially the most high-on-their own-farts group I’v ever met.

Come on Boston.

PETA, true to their practices with other animals, has offered to house the penguins until suitable adopters can be found. If no-one tries to adopt the penguins within a designated period of time, they will be euthanized.

I drive a ‘99 Mercedes C-230 that has all sorts of electrical gremlins (wipers, automatic windows, air con.). The radio must be the hell-mouth though and has a weird quirk. Every few months the controls will freeze - no voleme up/down, no station changes, and unless I hit the power button in the first 1-2 seconds it

“Greatest” generation? Ha!

How hard can it be to write and enforce rules and penalties for shots to the head like this, and follow a mandatory concussion protocol? The NHL does it for 40+ games a week, for 8 months a year.

Someone on Kinja hurry up and John Cena the shit out of this already! ‘Murica

“The distributor for Vault, Gordon and Gotch, demanded that Yuskavage’s painting “Brood,” which was featured on their most recent cover, be censored before distribution to news agents in Australia.”.

Adults have their own Lunchables - they’re those Hormel Party Trays.

Sorry, but you’ll have a hard time convincing anyone in Cleveland that Dan Snyder is worse than either Art Modell or Jimmy Haslam in terms of evil owners. At least Gilbert brought the city a trophy -a sort of metaphorical reach around while he continues screw us up the ass.