You’re allowed to eat it as long as all the people at the restaurant are Italian. Otherwise, it’s “cultural appropriation” and the people are “stealing someone else’s culture.”

Shit man. Theres some writers out there who can’t find a job and to them I say this. If Nick Douglas can get paid to write dumb two bit shit like this then so can you.

Try to use the same kind of argument in reference to any other crime, and you will realize how stupid it is:

We should also recognize Phillip Drummond for saving those two children in Harlem from a terrible existence of drugs, gangs, and other hardships associated with living in the inner city.