WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT.

I’m pretty sure the Tootsie Pop company covered this in the form of a commercial:

I’d invoke the old truism “it’s not the crime, it’s the cover-up” if I had a whole ounce of faith that the cover-up would be enough to get him to withdraw.... It was enough to bring down Nixon. But then, Nixon didn’t have McTurtle & Aunt Pittypat batting for him. He sure as fuck would have stayed in office if he’d had…

Are you insane? He raped other men! That’s the one gender you are supposed to care about.

Take your pinche star. 

Filipina nannies know how to make those delicious Tagalog Cookies. 

I’m all for burying Cosby for three days and seeing what happens.

Here’s the link, and the hits keep coming:

You buried the lede here. He didn’t just compare him to Kavanaugh...

Terrible comparison. Cosby actually encourages women to use the pill.

Women in Total War

Bizarre and sad is right. If you read the court papers, which appear to be written in her handwriting, she basically blames Bey for everything that’s gone wrong in her life from lost or stolen items to relationship breakups to pet deaths.

Bunch of yuppies cosplaying as rednecks.

Yeah, I don’t get it. The only place I know him from is hosting a “talk show” about a show that got shitty a long time ago. I don’t even know why the show is still on, let alone why it needs to be rehashed afterwards.

Who is Chris Hardwick’s fanbase? I admit that I know nothing of him or the shows/podcasts he does. He seems rather unremarkable, as described in articles but he seems to have a rabid and loyal fanbase. Weird.

For the most part, or at least with the bands I go see, it seems to be backfiring on the brokers. The two best times to buy tickets to concerts is either the day the tickets go on sale or about 4 hours before the concert. If you want specific seats, buy them the first day. If you don’t really care about where you si…

That’s my pickup line in bars.

If Roma Downey didn’t throw a punch and then yell, “You just got touched by an angel bitch!” she really missed a golden opportunity.

You got to give props to the one guy who composed a War & Peace length email from his phone.