I think technically those are vibrators not dildos.

My guess is this dude thinks this is his ticket to ride the right-wing grift train. He’ll start a podcast and maybe show up on Fox News when they need someone to whine about SJWs destroying real America.

The reason for the Hawaiian shirts is even more dumb. One of their super secret codewords for boogaloo is big luau (also big igloo because they both kind of sound like boogaloo).

I’m 50 and if you put a “Talk to the Manager” wig on my head...I’m not liking this, but yeah, you’re right.

The US spends 21 billion for NASA, but we spend 700 billion to maintain the world’s largest military. So maybe instead of “Why do we want to go the Moon?” you could ask “Why are we looking to start new wars in Venezuela and Iran?”

The conservative twitterati think so highly of their ideas that they are shocked when nobody embraces their genius. Obviously it’s a liberal conspiracy.

There were good people on both sides?

911, What’s your emergency?

Maybe she was only caught because she was supposed to be caught.

I am a doctor at the Internet Research Institute of Internet Sexuality. Anyone that doesn’t like Captain Marvel is an incel beta male soyboy.

You keep posting variations of this garbage no one cares about. I understand that you were on some chan and you think you’re making a difference in the fight against the SJW, but no one cares. No one cares about you.

Shut your stupid hole.

Being a member of the 125th Internet Troll Brigade doesn’t qualify as serving in combat.

I too love awesome woman in kicked ass roles. The superhero woman is my favorite genre of super movie.

Ann Coulter, a teenage edgelord in the body of a middle-aged soccer mom with an Adam’s apple, is defending neo-nazis, and specifically a neo-nazi that is serving a life sentence for murder.

There’s a lot of Taco Bell articles on this website and I think I’ve figured it out. Takeou = Taco but what about the final t? A t is a cross, crosses are on churches, and churches have bells. Open your eyes, sheeple.

Holy shit. Xample2 bringing the heat.

The Peanuts!

“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.” 

My mom has dementia and sometimes she’ll get an idea stuck in her head and just go on about it, and I let her because my mom is a sweet old lady, and my mom’s not in charge of the United States of America.