There’s simply no other solution - using booze as an eraser is the only option here.

You’d think after a few years of watching these hacks bend over backward to kiss Trump’s ass, it wouldn’t still be so appalling. But somehow, it’s still oddly disgusting to watch these people debase themselves, ghouls though they are.

When what you’re saying makes Rick Fucking Penis-Head Scott seem like a warm human being just shut the fuck up already because you suck at life.

My wife divorced me because I wouldn’t share mats or heals and I couldn’t hit after a shield pop.

I mean, if you’re married to someone who prioritizes Fortnite over you, divorce is probably a pretty good option.

Fuck you Tucker Carlson, you look like a concerned potato.  

“For nearly fifteen minutes, two of the most infuriating men on television yelled, interrupted, and tried to out-alpha-male one another to no avail.”

His excuse will be that he wasn’t harassing these women, he was only redrawing their borders

On that matter, I always defer to the great Mae West...

The thing is, this is kind of what Norm has said in interviews for years. I’ve seen him say repeatedly that people are overreacting to Trump, and all that, so I’m a little surprised we’re acting as if this is news.

Didn’t Trolls 2 come out like 30 years ago?????

He’s garbage. In his mind those damn Brown foreigners (I’m sure that discussion about US territories was AMAZEBALLS) should be happy to have him toss discount paper towel rolls at them.

The internet is fine. Making it easy enough for any and every moron to use was the mistake. Get rid of point and click and go back to the days of DOS prompts and port settings and 99% of the toxic internet shit will stop.  

The Internet was a mistake.

lol Make no mistake, Burt Reynolds was hot. And that hat is amazing. Can youimagine ordering that thing? Because it’s clearly custom work.

See, the problem there is that the smile you’re complaining about, it aint for you. It’s for your GF/Wife, It says “I can imagine what you look like naked, and I like it.”

American liberals cannot deny that it’s impossible to watch this movie without concluding that America was simply better in the 1970s. It’s why ‘Make America Great Again’ was such a compelling call to arms.

I just don’t get why this guy doesn’t shut up and go away. He murdered a man and got away with it. Isn’t that enough of a shit thing to do for one lifetime?

For those who’ve somehow never seen it, Smokey And The Bandit is the story of two men and one woman’s quest to destroy Jackie Gleason’s car, while simultaneously attempting to explain why you might risk your life and freedom over 400 cases of Coors beer.

Why would he threaten Michael Gasparro with the Genovese mafia? I can’t imagine Zimmerman has any connections. It just seems like a bad idea in general, bringing up the mob and threatening Beyoncé . I can’t see that ending well...for him lol...no really lol.