Comes on the heels of the infamous ‘United Shtastsch of America.’

Your lamas? Or maybe “Lamas”? Like Lorenzo?

No worries.

Seriously, I say this with compassion and with nothing but your mental health at heart:

Nope. It’s not going to happen.

Come on now. This is very well thought out. It solves two problems for them all at the same time. Black folks are supposed to be lazy, shiftless and stupid so how could they even possibly have enough smarts and gumption to take on the task of trying to domineer white people? In other words, blacks can’t possibly know…

How do we frame an obsession with anything outside of clinical terms, though? It’s not a clinical condition, but many people have habits that turn unhealthy. Many gamers don’t want to acknowledge that so they parse down addiction and obsession until the conversation is confused and diverted.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Tiffany must feel relieved that she’s no longer the least-loved Trump Child.

Titus Burgess for Uncle Arthur

Odds are that no. the robot will have your memories, but lack your emotions, empathy, or experience of those memories. They’d have to program that stuff into the machine to trick people into thinking it works.

All of us do “actual” journalism, thanks. 

Cecilia just talked to dozens of people about sexism at Riot Games and hunted down a lost American Sailor Moon pilot.

That’s part of the debate - there are a lot of theories and ideas out there. I suppose it depends on how you define consciousness and the nature of individual existence.

Quite the contrary.  Deep within my withered, pale, sobbing form, there is another, even more withered, pale, sobbing form.

In my defense, deep down inside, aren’t we all a chubby naked girl crying in a bathtub?

Everyone: Hey Quentin we can’t believe you hired Emile Hirsch, still it’s not like you could hire a bigger douche.

This is a foot thing, isn’t it?

Isn’t that the motivation behind all technologies?  

I imagine they were too busy asking what you were doing there and how you got in the building.