In a related story, Papa John’s is now the official pizza of the XFL.

in what universe did papa johns ever make ‘medium-good’ pizza? the only pizza they ever were better than was dominoes, and even they turned it around and overtook them years ago. i will eat months old no-brand gas station pizza before i eat papa johns

Because they support the very people and policies that have caused us to reach the point where insanity like arming teachers is up for consideration.

That’s actually a pretty long-standing reaction by everyone familiar with guns to NRA proposals by this point. I mean, it goes without saying that the likelihood that a teacher with an education in primary-school education will be able to stop a shooter will be dwarfed by the likelihood that said teacher accidentally…

People in law enforcement and the military who carry guns with the knowledge they may have to use that gun to shoot a human being will tell anyone listening that giving teachers guns to defend the classroom is one of those terrible ideas that is so galactically stupid it’s astonishing it needs explanation. It’s not…

The fact that people in charge of anything.more important than the remote control to the family room TV are actually talking about arming teachers is a sign that the shit’s gone completely bananas, and that we should probably look at getting the hell out.

Quit spreading your lies. The NRA started out as a responsible organization promoting safety and education, and they are now the lobbying arm of the gun industry who oppose every measure of safety at every turn. How stupid do you think we are?

So, what, we should ignore the fact that a candidate is bought and paid for by a foreign government? For the good of... what, exactly?
Fuck off, getting all of the facts out is not a bad thing.

Think of what this really means - especially in the case of these sitting congressman who have been trying kill this investigation since day one (Nunes’s moronic night trip to the White House to expose “vital info” previously given to him by - The White House)

Good.

Exactly! His anti-FBI deflections had the consequence of (a) whipping up the Trumpanzees into a very loud anti-FBI frenzy, which (b) resulted in a lot of outspoken defense of the rule of law from all corners, and (c) drew even more attention to the Mueller investigation, how well it’s already performing, and how many…

Can I also point out the obvious? That whatever distraction Nunes offered in his attempt to discredit the FBI not only backfired but also simply drew the average American’s attention back to the seriousness of the FBI investigation and the role that Trump campaign staff and advisers played. Trump and his lackeys would…

There will always be that core 30% who will believe anything that Trump, and his lackeys Nunes and Fox News spew. They don’t matter. What matters is the rest of us: Democrats, liberals, independents, moderate Republicans, and Never Trump conservative Republicans. That’s at least 60% to 70% of the voting populace. So…

Nunes is a real american. His inability to understand timelines, and complete misunderstanding of the difference between causality and correlation shows you that he operates on hunches and gumption, be gone with your evidence, the only way things get done is if we lie, cheat, steal, manipulate for the greater good,…

Investing it in American Idol is still preferable than giving it to Scientology.

I’d give up the rest of my paychecks for the year for 10 minutes alone in a room with this motherfucker.

This is pointless... I’ve read that the GOP is trying to put off a minority-majority off by around 5 years through Immigration and DoJ actions, but the more actions like this happen, the less independents will support them, and the minority vote won’t matter, because everyone will be aligned against their heavy-handed…

If it came out tomorrow that Mitch was taking Russian money to destabilize the US political system, what would Mitch McConnell be doing any differently on a day to day basis? He’s got his tax cuts for the rich and he’s hamstrung any other legislation. If his entire marching orders from Russia were “spin your wheels…

So Trump firing Mueller now would be enough for impeachment EXCEPT that the GOP are a bunch of anti-American, sellout bitches.