americanmeatgoat
American Meatgoat
americanmeatgoat

Is he actually even a billionaire? I don’t think there is any proof other than his own bragging.

Imagine if Obama were caught up in this type of scandal. JUST IMAGINE.

As a recently minted 50-year-old, let me address my fellow middle-agers.* Nowhere in this world is there a 17-year-old girl waiting for her 18th birthday so she can take a shot at your sagging scrotum.

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

I’ve had Taedonggang, and it’s actually pretty good. For several years they were importing it to Seoul.

Everyone knows you go damage reduction first, then special moves, then attack power. You shouldn’t be putting skill points into racism until your second playthrough.

Its like a skill tree in a video game. The more development points they spend on being racists, the less they have to spend on intelligence.

Unless you’re an underage college/HS kid or a redneck, there’s no reason to be drinking Bud or Bud Light.

Bottled in Applebee’s bathrooms across the country.

Born in the Czech Republic, established in the USA, owned by the Belgians

Belgium.

Which country is that beer from?

No matter how much of this is propaganda, I can guarantee it’s better than this:

Experts predict they’ll have a fully functioning IPA in the next 6-12 months.

People fucked back in the day. Like really fucked. This is why these olds are coming out against the idea of consent and sexual harassment they just didn’t have the lines like we do now. They fucked at work, they fucked at school, in hospitals. The 70s had key parties, you know where people would randomly go home with

Newsweek has been in a long decline. I passed up a subscription I had to them years ago due to the declining quality. Still I’m sad to see people who took their work seriously pay the price for looks like yet another case of money people forcing the staff into some hair-brained scheme. The parent company of the

New cars are sold without cd players? I had no idea.

Also, look at the angle on it. I wish this had the height markers in the background to confirm, but I’d bet that a not insignificant portion of his animosity comes from the fact that even Muggsy Bogues towers over this guy.

“So, what are you in here for?”

Never mention trump’s dick to me ever again.