Let’s push him in it.

“I’ve heard of cocktail weenies, but this is ridiculous!”

You were lucky to have a room. In Yorkshire we just had a hole in the floor we had to have sex in which was also the toilet, kitchen, and bedroom!

I wonder how many of the children are his?

Oh I’m sure it’s 160 “odd” pages alright.

In response to the story, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Holy shit that’s dark. I’m not going to take the bet though because I’m not particularly interested in being a grand lighter.

I was unable to pay attention to what anyone was saying once I noticed how gray Miller is getting at the temples. With that weirdo hairline, they look like he has two reflective triangles stuck to his head.

I’d be willing to bet you a thousand American dollars Steve Miller can’t even get an erection until they’re in the trash bag.

I’m about to turn 44, I smoke, and I drink more wine than I should. I easily look 10 years younger than this asshole. I’m not claiming to look 34, I’m just saying that is a rough as fuck 32 right there.

God I am so sick of you.

If he wanted to kill black people, why didn’t he just become a cop?

Woody Allen knows what he likes, and what he likes is statutory rape.

This article offers clear perspective on exactly why what he did on the streets was not fine. It provides insight into elements of Japanese culture that make what he did an affront to that culture.

His favorite position is holding hands.

That is the most egregious use of brackets in a sentence I have ever (ever meaning in my entire life as a literate person, which is nearing twenty years now, which I know isn’t a lot by some standards but we are talking a very wide range of literature (novels, non-fiction, thousands of articles, forum posts, comments,…

Britain’s got a pretty crazy drinking culture, and our chief export is boozy holidaymakers - especially any sort of “lad trip” (“lad” being British for “dudebro” :P).

As an American who had the privilege of working in London when I was in undergrad, I thought it was we loud, crass Americans (who are supposed to be shit at holding our beer, evidently; I actually won some money off my office mates due to having a much higher tolerance than they thought I would) who held the title of…

As a british man, I am insulted, being a dickhead tourist in other people’s countries is our job!

People of Japan, we don’t like him either.