Blake Farenthold, proof that sometimes you really can judge a book by its cover.

I’m over there right now and it’s fucking GLORIOUS. Most of the deluded fucks are eating eachother alive and the ones that aren’t have their hands over their ears and are chanting “MAGA! MAGA! MAGA!” The winning comment of the night so far was this wisecrack from an onlooker drinking in the schadenfreude: “wow, trump…

And Jackson almost beat to death his would be assassin.

Quelle Surprise! I never thought this would happen in the first place.

Wait, wait, wait. You’re telling me this guy isn’t a paragon of rectitude and probity? This is going to be difficult to process.

I’ve seen better toupees on my local weatherman.

I’ve seen healthier skin on month-old corpses.

Well if we are going to look at the opposite side of the rankings and see who would win, don’t discount Teddy, Jackson, or Grant: they’ve done some shit.

The man is an idiot savant at self promotion to a very specific demographic. But otherwise I agree - he has a particular set of simple tricks, if they can be called that (self projecting his own faults, berserker-level self confidence, bald-faced lying) and when they don’t work he just keeps trying them harder and…

stupidity is “can’t learn”.

You know, I expected this article to have a strong mra-flavored troll patrol going on. I *didn’t* expect them to pile on just one commenter like they’ve done to you.

He’s like a more deranged-looking Gary Johnson.

“my wife never wants to fuck me and she’s also not a good cook hahahaha!!!1!1!!” -George St. George

Me: “I wonder if this Al Rava guy looks like someone who’d unhinge his jaw and swallow a newborn whole if he knew he could get away with it.”
Googles it.
Me: “Oh. Welp.”

I feel like people on this site used to be better at getting jokes.

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

The Alt-Right Nazi’s who support Trump also liked Jews on trains.

*tears of grief* Gods I miss them so much! */tears of grief*

lol