I’ve never heard of those two other things, seems like a lot of reasearch and knowledge on the subject.

Moore will “bring a fleshlight of accountability to Washington, D.C.”

...Moore will bring a flashlight of accountability to Washington, D.C.

I love your writing, but would like you to know that not everything is about race.Stuff like Thanksgiving is universal.

I’m not sure my liver has the experience (and, believe me, it has a LOT of experience) to deal with our current political reality.

Exactly.

But that’s what it is now.

I’d have thought once they yelled “women and children first”, Roy would be the one jumping ship!

Martina dropping the mic....

I don’t like this analogy, because if a triceratops emerged out of the ground in front of me, I’d be excited as all hell.

“What???? They had Evan Peters playing me? Evan Goddamn Peters!!!??? That’s just...I...” *dies violently*

I assume he was just hanging in there to make it to the end of American Horror Story: Cult.

You just be glad we were both up late enough to make all the obvious jokes first.

You just added your name to my Helter Skelter list. See you later tonight!

Aw shit.  Who wants to be my new penpal?

I loved the way she recited her trifecta of Trumpanzee Vocabulary & just peaced out, possibly realizing she’d just made a Bingo.

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I don’t see what the problem is. He wants to put a knee up his asshole. That’s what he song means, right?