I demand a Joust trilogy.

OT:

Typical Roy Moore for Senate canvassing conversation:

Yes, sure I’d like Tarantino to a Manson family film at Warner’s. But I really want him there so he can make a Legion of Doom movie where Lex and crew just talk shit about the Justice League for 2 hours.

I hope his administration gets trapped in an enclosed space with seemingly no way out and they have to end up eating each other for sustenance to survive.

They’ll be all over it like Roy Moore on a 14 year old.

The fact that this asshole needed to import his own ground beef so he could have a burger and not some scary exotic food is incredible. My 9year old has a more sophisticated palate than Drumpf.

President Dotard accomplished absolutely NOTHING during his China visit. Pres Xi knee to play to his ego with spectacles, parades, and American hamburgers. Our “really smart businessman and master negotiator” was played like a midwestern rube at a Times Square 3-card monte game

The only enjoyable part of this whole shitshow is that all these arrogant men and their planet-sized egos have to listen to women telling anyone and everyone how revolting it was to be touched by them.

Along with the line that will haunt my nightmares ... “ unzipped his leather pants”.

I think we can all agree that this is probably the least surprising of all of the recent revelations.

Bulletproof.

Big hitter, the Lama.

Oh, agreed. They want it to SEEM like they were open to it, and this thing “ruined” it for them. But, for sure, they weren’t even on the fence about racism being a thing.

The problem is that the people who use these instances to deny racism were NEVER GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. They weren’t gonna be like, “I was just about to stop being racist, but this one thing gave me pause. Oh well.”

I read some Breitbart last night to see how they were spinning this, and it looks like the strategy is to paint all the Republicans who lost as “establishment cucks” and “NeverTrump losers” who only lost because they didn’t fully embrace the Dear Leader. They kept saying that Gillespie was way behind until he started…

Exactly this.

• Democrats won a majority of seats in Washington’s state senate, flipping a majority previously held by Republicans.
  

The Dalai Lama draws a lot of water in this town, Lebowski. You don’t draw shit.

When he’s forced to make an apology for these comments, he will also mention that he intends to finally live freely as a man whose name is Gay.