americanmeatgoat
American Meatgoat
americanmeatgoat

It’s all about the clicks baby

There is only ONE Jerome...

LOVE it!

Oh no no no. He’s so deep in the closet he’s having lunch with Aslan right now.

What if he’s not gay and was driven mad by everyone calling him gay. What if this is all my fault

Right? Our buddy Jim here is gayer than a Judy Garland singalong.

There’s about a 0% chance that guy’s hard drive isn’t full of gay porn.

Ha ha ha nice try dude I can see the gay in your eyes.

Hey Hughes- “David Thorpe” is a classic Something Awful contributor.

Whoa…deep…

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Hey now, I keep my naughty business constrained to the sanctity of the Qdoba bathroom, like a DECENT person!

ITS NOT EVEN NOON TIME AND YALL OUT HERE TALKIN SEX! smh.

Yup. I wonder what % we are responsible for ISIS. For Al Qaeda we were probably right around 50. I wonder if it’s higher or lower for ISIS?

You know what, I’m not mad at it either. I just kinda didn’t ask for the low-budget porno.

There hasn’t been a mass shooting like Vegas in almost a month. That means there is no gun problem any more, so why do we need to talk about gun control?

I love how there is never a discussion in the media or within our government about how US foreign policy has always been the root cause behind these terrorist attacks. It is completely out of the realm of possibility. All we get are reactionary security measures that only infringe further on our civil rights.

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