The only thing that can stop a bad guy on opioids is a good guy on opioids.

the remark was not only unplanned but has officials totally scrambling to figure out how to implement an emergency response to a drug epidemic.

Holy shit, can you imagine the assholes at the Ingraham Book party? Fuckin’ cocktail party in Hell.

What surprises me is the depth & weirdness of that obsession. it’s like the Andrew Jackson & Native American thing.

You say that as if there was some doubt about that being the case. His motive has been painfully obvious from the beginning.

At this point the Birther thing he started has so penetrated his pysche that now his whole presidency seems to be about reversing, erasing or simply wiping out any trace of President Obama’s legacy - a Black legacy. Trump’s racial obsession!

If anyone understands how it is to be a poor person trying to make health insurance payments, it’s the grifter with the gold-plated toilets who’s never worked a day in his life.

I’d wager 100% of that 95% are Deadspin commenters.

The most dumbfoundingly stupid part of this is: everything Trump blew up at the NFL for was already happening before Trump blew up about it. These people had heard of Colin Kaepernick, right? They follow the NFL, presumably? They knew that players were protesting? But their opinion of the league only changed when…

Drew summed this up perfectly in the Jamboroo today.

Those guys are a lot more intimidating to you (on many levels) than you are to them, if your comment history is any indication there, Pepe.

Why is it that the Vegas shooter was able to kill so many of his targets, while the shooter who attacked the Republican congressmen wasn’t successful at all in that respect, instead of it being the other way around?

The best description I’ve ever heard of the ‘alt-right’ is that it’s a chain comprised entirely of weak links.

Bitch, take your ass to jezebel and whine with those other bitches. I doubt you show half as much concern when black women bring concerns about white women and their racism to your door.

Trump being called a bitch in public needs to happen with way more frequency.

Ah, that’s what became of Betsy Working the Waxy Wang Rothstein. She’s awful even for Washington.

*Pushes tapped-up glasses up his nose*

“There is a common sense, intuitive difference between sex and sexual orientation.”

Keebler elves don’t get to tell me who to bang.

Quaaludes and Cosby is my doo-wop acapella band name