I myself have risked my life countless times for the American flag...

It’s akin to in Las Vegas where you have some old timers that lament the old days when the Mob ran the town. As a native Las Vegan I’ve heard it a million times but I know these people have no idea what they are talking about.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

I spent all of 2016, it feels like, saying something very much like this. Nobody listened. The entirety of his ethos is “Donald Trump is awesome, everyone else sucks.” He’s not some secret, Pimpernellian genius, gaming the system from within; he’s no Gumpish savant bumbling into history. He’s a failed fucking meat…

“Lock, step and barrel.” I knew Joe Walsh was dumb, but wow. “Lock, stock, and barrel” or “in lockstep.”

My favorite part is the guy screaming about how they should treat Trump like the did Obama....and make him a one-term President. I’m sure it was just poor phrasing, but LOFuckingL.

Well strokes can leave you with incontinence. And if there’s one way to describe Little Caesar’s it’s “imagine taking a shit in your pants.”

that’s like saying a heart attack is slightly better than a stroke.

Still better than Little Caesar’s.

Pizza Hut will always taste like a cardboard box splattered with tasteless sauce & fake cheese.

Even with professional makeup artists working on him, Steve Bannon still looks like Michael Shannon’s reanimated corpse after he was raped by a gang of homeless vampires and then beaten to death with a cigarette butt.

Funny considering we just missed the opportunity in naming Irma (for the “I”).

I’m going to disagree with you because she is his pretty face that is his enabler. Sad. #MAGA.

Not always, but in this case, yes!

From Wikipedia:

I’m sure she’ll be rejected again.

They should have sold it as a service like Uber. So that when you need juice you get on the ap and order a juicer. A guy drives to your house with a bag of fruit and juices it all for you while talking about conspiracy theories. No tipping.

Who is this product even for? Like I get that on paper the answer is “grody tech bro libertarians,” but I have to imagine that, for those dudes, making creepy passes at the girl who works the juice bar is a critical part of the juice drinking experience. So... who is this for?

Guy Fieri went to UNLV and he turned out fine