Nexium, like the stomach medicine.

The German Volkisch Movement was a 19th century nationalist/racist thing that eventually spawned the Nazis.

I enjoy how the headline makes me angry enough to want to come down to the comments and tell Splinter what’s what, and then I look at everything a little more and realize that these scallywags got me again.

The nuns bought the convent in the 1970s.

Before daddy became El Presidente she could just hang out with her rich New York friends, sell dress casual fashion, and jet off to meet investors at some new Trump property. I’m betting most of the Trump family and hangers-on are wishing this election never happened.

Sure thing, comrade.

Okay comrade.

Pablo Neruda was a Chilean poet who wrote the poem Ode to Tomatoes.

Unpopular opinion, Uwe Boll’s good at being an entertaining weirdo. Blubberella, Postal, the boxing match with Lowtax.

She doesn’t like music, so I only listen to music in my car.

When I was shopping for a new car, my wife kept asking how I would listen to music with no CD player.

Thanks for that. Every time someone mentions that guy I get another look at that greasy, Baby Huey looking mother-fucker showing off his moose-knuckle in a onesie.

Jackson broke duel protocol (his pistol failed to fire on his first shot) and bleeding from a chest wound close to his heart recocked his pistol and fired again, killing the man who had insulted his wife.

I barbacked for this one country bartender and that was one of her country phrases, usually used like “I woke up feeling like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag”. The other involved smashed assholes, “That girl looked like a bag of smashed assholes”.

That’s because the new model for people like Malone isn’t being a musician, it’s being some kind of internet celebrity. Game the YouTube algorithm, get a million Instagram followers, maybe show up on some Vice thing where everyone eats convenience store hot dogs, until you’re an influencer rolling in ad click dollars.

Pretty sure his name is Captain Kangaroo.

So it’s a day ending in Y?

Unfotunately John’s liver just didn’t have the experience to deal with all the hard liquor he needed to drink after each new revelation about our candidates past.

So the alt-right tried to smear Clinton with a made up Pizzagate conspiracy involving sex with children, but now that it’s a Republican we have a pastor coming out telling us why it’s okay to have sex with children.

So it’s 2017, and in the context of a national senatorial election, Alabama pastor Flip Benham is explaining to the world why it’s okay to have sex with children.