Any listening to Alex Jones is too much listening to Alex Jones.

According to Alex Jones that’s what the cops do, just to check if weed is getting stronger.

I got her book in a batch of dollar store reject books. That book is privilege 101. My name got me into college, but I had to work hard by going to class. My father gave me a CEO job, but I had to prove I could do the bare minimum of work expected of me. I’ve had it just as hard as any other woman in the work place.

So Red Dawn is real now?

GoSyFy

How is that even a defense? You caught me saying some reprehensible shit, but my buddy has said even worse shit, take my word for it, it was way worse. So no harm, no fault, am I right? High five!

Yes, for science!

I pre-ordered Forever with the bust of Duke and the art book, and I don’t regret my purchase. In my opinion a lot of the Forever haters only remember the first two or three levels of kicking ass through adult theaters and porn shops before the levels kind of went all over the place in style and entertainment value.

Since this whole thing is going down in flames, or not going down in flames, I don’t know, or maybe I do, I have a certificate in Scientific Clairvoyantology from the University of Alternative Studies, but there’s ethical issues regarding foretelling the future — but I digress.

WB didn’t like the response that grimdark BvS received, and rumor has it they hired the company that made the Suicide Squad trailers to make a new, more fun cut of the film. They screened Ayer’s version and the “fun” version, took what test audiences liked, and shot some new footage to make it all fit together.

So I’m nine and my parents had just divorced. It’s Halloween and mom has done her trick or treat duties and left me with the babysitter. Babysitter calls her friend and leaves me downstairs watching a horror movie marathon. Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman, because of questionable parenting I grew up on this shit. Then…

It’s about ethics in doll journalism.

Hey son, whatcha doing?

As a doctor* I can assure Dr. Meatgoat’s Patented Chemtrail Cure will protect you from any chemtrails, subterranean dero ray-machines, and HAARP mind control devices. Just a quick spritz in the morning on your tinfoil headgear and you’re protected for 24 hours. Trust me, I’m a doctor.*

Wait a minute, I just had the best idea, it’s disruptive, it’s gig economy. I get a portfolio of stodgy white dudes, and I rent them out as C-suite executives for startups that are unfortunate enough to be run by women or POC.

He probably got one of his idiot buddies to start the petition just so he could have a reason to spout his moronic views on “political correctness”.

I’m sorry, but you are a bad person and you are wrong. When I lean forward to wipe and the flush robot thinks I’m leaving and splashes my man junk with the poo water, I wish I was rich so I could have whoever is responsible for this brutally murdered.

Fact you, you facting motherfacter.