This is great and all, but who should Asylum cast when they inevitably make Lady Ghosthunters?

Whenever we take a lady out? Sure, bet that happens all the time.

I’m holding out for Whiskey By G from Nick Denton. Don’t just read Gawker, taste Gawker.

If you get there first, save me a table.

After my father died, I worried about my mom being alone. So she calls me one day, and tells me she has to tell me something, and she wants to know if I’ll approve. I have no idea what this could be about.

That's part of the reason I took the class. The stores in my neighborhood quit carrying pickled eggs, so I took matters into my own hands. Still working on getting the perfect boiled egg.

I took a class on making pickles, and now my fridge is full of jars of bullshit like ginger and English cucumbers in a Himalayan pink salt brine or pickled free range eggs with Fresno peppers sweetened with chunks of sugar cane.

You know what upsets me? I'm not in on this grift.

Ari Shaffir also did a series of staged prank videos as The Amazing Racist. Dude just isn't funny.

No no nooo. Monday is already horrible. Too much extra sad and next thing you know I'm listening to the Boomtown Rats and shopping for rifles. Friday is a happy day, I can read a bummer story like this and then just drink until I'm happy again.

What's worse is this is probably the brilliant idea of some Young Republican that was hired to be a Social Media Manager, and it went up through multiple levels of people who never questioned whether this is fucking stupid.

Look, I'm not saying Thomas Corbin is a serial killer, I'm just asking questions. Like how someone this creepy is allowed make any decision other than when to clean the trace DNA out of his Chevy El Camino.

It's not a very forgiving game. I remember dying a lot in some kind of store early on.

I got a job because of FEAR. The interview was not going so well, and the interviewer asks me what I've been doing in my spare time since I've been out of work.

I bought Undying when it was new, because I'm a big Clive Barker fan. (I actually went to a reading and book signing and when I met him my brain shut off and I just stood there like a slack-jawed idiot and finally said "I like your books." )

You misspelled Illbleed.

The parts I played were great, but I remember it being buggy to the point of being unfinishable, at least on the PC.

Kid fuckers, /b/tards and weaboos.

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