Even before social media employees could be fired for doing something in their off-time that could embarrass the company. It's just now when we say or do something stupid we blast it out to millions on Facebook and Twitter and hit the front page of Gawker.

I'm a fat man that loves Thai food and Jolokia peppers. A video of me copping a squat would be like opening the Lament Configuration from Hellraiser.

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We mocked it so much it's been blocked.

It can't be that bad. Let's check this out.

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Doom 3 is great. I think it was judged too much against Doom in 1993 when it was a truly revolutionary gaming experience.

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I know some people, like my wife, just don't like being in photos or videos, no reason, she just don't like it. She smacked a camera out of my hands once because she didn't want her picture taken.

Henry Lee Lucas claimed to be part of a secret cult of serial-killers run by the CIA. I remember reading the story years ago and smoking a lot of weed, and like all well-crafted conspiracy theories, add weed and links and you're down the rabbit hole.

This is just a theory, but maybe he's not getting laid because women get back to his apartment and realize he's a creepy dick. The kind of creepy dick that writes rape manuals. I've interacted with women before, and from my research writing creepy rape manuals is the kind of thing that turns most women off.

You know you're the only person (outside of the members of your denim fetish club) that notice or care? You've spent over a year cultivating your trousers. You have the most perfect pants. Whoop de fucking whoo.

I don't know who you are, and I don't care, but tomorrow when I sober up I'm buying sub rolls, mozzarella cheese, and vegetarian chili and making my own Hot Italian Dunker. Some people find truth in religion, or philosophy, or science. I find my truth in sandwiches.

like people who post long comments with no punctuation should like tell me about we should like um have eugenics because stuffs getting badder when fuck you look at some crime statistics and that fucking Shift key, it's right fucking there, it's right there, it makes the big letters, the one's you use to start a…

Just like that you had to say Corgipocalypse. Now someone from SyFy is going to find this and it's a month of Corgipocalypse, Corginado, Megacorgi vs. Sharktopus, Corgisaurus, Hell Corgi: The Uncorgiven, Dwight D. Eisenhower vs. Mummy Corgis, Corgipocalypse 2: The Corginning...

I'm glad to find a safe place where I can discuss my vaginaphilia. Even if I had zero fingers I could still count on the fingers of one hand the times I have been displeased by the appearance of a vagina. If one of my friends ever told me he/she was going down to vagina town but found it too big/floppy/hairy/brown I…

After a very brief Google search it looks like they just pilfered some images from Halloween costume websites.

Beef (May Contain Small Pieces of Plastic), It's Whats For Dinner.

Call it the Summer Rentals.

They have a twelve pack of Lemon, Berry, and Orange.