They are behind the times. They dont even know Omar is dead yet.

Gwyneth Paltrow literally says anything...

No divorces are painless. I’m two weeks from mine being declared final and we fought about nothing in the settlement, but the pain will still catch you at times. I loved him to pieces and still do, but we were at the end.

So they can’t call it The Great British Bake Off because apparently it could step on an entirely different thing called the Pillsbury Bake Off.

I need some self-care this weekend with comfort food and (maybe) some alcohol and Netflix.

I think, having watched a couple of friends and my parents go through it, that it isn’t a matter of pain vs. no pain. It is going to hurt like hell to end a relationship that you hoped would last a lifetime. It is a matter of deciding that even though it is tearing you apart that you won’t go low on the other person…

Sorry. Or not sorry. Whatever the best choice is for you, I hope it works out.

Officer: Where you coming from?

I think it’s unfair to the readers to mention the Deadspin Slack without actually posting screenshots of the conversations

Terrorist. Lets call him a terrorist because that’s what he is.

It’s not about how big your deck is, it’s how you use it.

Look at it this way, if he had anything useful to contribute, he wouldn’t still be employed at ESPN.

only she can make that assessment, wætherman.

“Never heard of him.” - Self-proclaimed “12"

“Isaiah Thomas will be out for the remainder of the Celtics’ sad, fumbling attempts to look like a professional basketball team on the same court as the Cavaliers.”

“Man-Puncher’s Man Punches Man-Puncher’s Puncher-Man”

Dudes are the worst and we’re very exhausting.

**Catalina update**

No! NOOOOOOOO! Her “meteorologist in a blender bit” last week made me cry. I will miss her and Bobby!