It doesn’t have to be a real marriage. You could have one of those Hollywood marriages where you’re only doing it for the publicity.

Will you and Mr. Regular just get married already?

Oh, when we left the hospital she was fine. She just needed fluids to replace what she’d lost. Dehydration is a key component in recovery. As the child of a now-retired nurse, they were on their A-game. She got the best healthcare possible, and since we’ve already hit our deductible, it “only” cost us $175

How’s that your fault? What’s the plan going forward?

What happened? 

Parenting thread:

Yeah :(

Who are those innocent young men?

“A thoughtful mind, when it sees a Nation’s flag, sees not the flag only, but the Nation itself; and whatever may be its symbols, its insignia, he reads chiefly in the flag the Government, the principles, the truths, the history which belongs to the Nation which belongs to the Nation that sets it forth.” - Henry Ward…

I row either 10-15 minutes at a 30 pace. Or 6,5,4,3,2,1 minutes at slightly quicker paces. My biggest goal is to make the most out of the time and energy I have when my kids are down.

Bruh! I need to take my daughter to A-kon in FW. We live in the mid-cities and always prefer Fort Worth to Dallas.

I LOVE my rowing machine.

Counseling will happen before divorce. She doesn’t seem all that invested in it, so we’ll see. 

Thanks

How could you have taken that route during your divorce? What lessons can I learn from you sensei?

As someone who feels like a divorce is on the horizon, I can only wish that it would go as (apparently) painless as theirs.

Maybe he can use the Share My Location function? I’m at a loss too. 

There’s been a lot of bullshit about LeBron vs Jordan and whether or not LeBron is the GOAT because “Jordan would never have let his team lose Game 3"

Jordan never missed a dunk in the playoffs. LeBron will never be the GOAT if he keeps choking like this.

It looks like a Class B foam fire extinguisher that ran out of juice. Class B is ideal for fuel-based fires.