To quote Barry Hearn (before Leyton Orient played Arsenal in the FA Cup):

Counterpoint: *silence*

At least you’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that you don't have an asshole fetish...

“They only managed to out one shot on frame tonight, and striker Edinson Cavani was awful.”

“Not quite. It seems that Gladwell didn’t really understand what he was talking about.”

Worst title of a Deadspin article.

Women shouldn't settle because their standards make men less shitty. Men settling means that they're willing to put their ego aside, thus benefiting humanity.

Somebody needs to just put him down already. Wait...

If being of average visual appeal has taught me anything it’s the value of settling. This man whom you call James, is either too attractive to settle or too arrogant to see the value in being happy with someone as average as yo. Either way, he's now going to become the next Bachelor so fuck him.

That’s because his helmet is still on.

Thank you for reminding me how much I can hate having children under 5.

Oh yeah, that’s some good Kinja right there. I’m gonna need another hit of that shit.

Deus Ex.

Yup... that’s the stuff.

*files copyright infringement*

So what’s different?

More like, why that engine and drivetrain? I don't give a shit what people want to be an enthusiast for, I'm more interested in knowledge.

Pay $3 more a month and you won’t have any ads.

On the right we have your nose before doing cocaine. On the left, your nose after cocaine. Any questions?

Surely he can’t be any worse than Mike Ashley.