Magic: “Kobe has never cheated the game, he has never cheated the fans...”

The best summation of his career.

First, Elon wants his car’s names to spell S-E-X.

“The freedom of man, I contend, is the freedom to eat.”

Kuwaitis in Infinitis.

Hot take: get a lighter, ya hippie.

It’s called setting up a joke. Not everything on the Internet is true.

Naismith is well known for his ginger touches.

Leave Tom alone, he has preseason baseball games to fap to.

I use a lota. Samer and Puja probably know all about this.

I have an irrational fear of anal penetration but I’d let him get up to the People’s Elbow for some post sex cuddling action.

The “team” from Philly.

Aren’t employees of the Syrian government only considered successful when they’re shooting at their own countrymen?

Sorry

I bet Jessica Lowndes wishes she was that bat right about now.

I’m glad I read the article, I would have otherwise assumed that he was playing against Aston Villa.

Good to see Seth is all grown up.

If you think Russia was in Syria to fight ISIS you’re missing a lot of shit. You’re completely blind to the reasons why terrorists continues to find fresh blood to use, but then again you don't seem like the kind of person who has any experience or knowledge of what life is like for people living in an active war zone…