Another tyne-wear derby, another man sent to jail for physically confronting a horse.

Do you have a fantasy team you’d like to tell us about as well?

“Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Good lord, that’s some beautiful batting.

When I was in my early 20's (mid-2000s)I was driving home with a friend when I saw a gorgeous black 3rd gen Camaro. It in a small dealer/mechanic shop north of Dallas. I fell in love. Problem being that I lived just over an hour away. I later convinced a friend to drive me up there and buy it. Before I could take it…

Hello darkness, my old friend,
I’ve come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.

Yea, but it's not healthy. If I can go a week or two without porn I feel different than when I can't.

I don’t think so. If he was I dumped him for a player on loan. My first goal when building a team to escape the bottom of the table is to focus on defense. Something which my IRL team has yet to understand.

Coincidentally they’re one in the same.

I know who they are because I was playing FIFA 15 and I wanted to turn the worst team in League 2 into the best team in the EPL.

It means more to almost every team in the EPL to win the league. This is why teams in contention are putting their best players on the pitch during EPL games and not resting their stars. Winning the league is paramount to fans and because of this teams have to compete at home first and abroad second.

The league. While the monetary windfall from the CL is phenomenal, EPL fans largely prize domestic titles above all else.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the skit in the gif? That shit is perfection.

And the biggest crime here is you body shaming her.

Well he is now 50% tougher.

I love how they're holding onto each other so they could be mistaken for fighters not lovers. That's a fantastic clip.

This was clearly the work of his doppelganger.

The only thing that I have experienced that was this bad was when my injured shoulder would partially dislocate while putting on tighter fitting t-shirts. That shit was panic-inducing because I only had a 90-second window to get it relocated before my only option was to see a medical professional to relocate it.

Seattle fans must really be getting their hopes up right now.

Great in moderation, except that it’s nearly impossible to eat in moderation.