America was only offered in one color: Freedom. And unlike the paint on the hood, that color doesn't run.

We Texans laugh at your "Heat Problem"

I'm so torn watching this. I LOVE Clint Dempsey, because I'm an AO, and Obafemi Martins, because I'm a Geordie, but DEAR GOD do I hate how the MLS is crippling soccer in America.

Uhh... Buy it anyway and do a Jalopnik convoy to Baltimore to get it!

Sounds to me like the Japanese are going old-school to bring growth to their economy. I'm loving this zaibatsu-keiretsu hybrid, maybe this is finally what it takes to jump start their economy.

What about non-recurring characters? Because Garth Blundin deserves recognition.

But how do you clean your mind after reading or watching such terribleness?

"I SAID down-hurtdown-hurt"

Everyone knows the chicks on the dance team were always easier...

God I loved that show growing up.

I'd be worked up too after drunkenly naming my daughter Banga.

maybe it's a supercar that can seat 4

Maybe due to lack of space so they build up instead of out?

Zoom in a little closer, and we can make out myriad gun ranges and parking lots, but also the fuselage of an airplane with its wings ripped off, likely used in some form of counter-terrorist training:

Teacher: *Hands out paper*

On February 4, 1922, the Ford Motor Company acquires the failing luxury automaker Lincoln Motor Company for $8 million.

I was a long time soccer goalie who tried his hand as a pickup hockey goalie for a while. It's honestly really hard to say. Both positions rely on your ability to be in the right position, both are heavily dependent on the defense in front of you but one thing that is tougher about hockey are the weight of the pads,…

Maybe because the movie was a giant blend of cultures. The idea that a Sumo Wrestler/Fighter engaged in illegal brawling and wouldn't be connected to an offshoot of a major crime syndicate seems more illogical.

Tomato Tomaaahto

They're usually dumb until you realize that his other thoughts include: "Our government bombed the WTC and the Pentagon to further advance our out of control Military Industrial Complex so that the rich stay richer and the sheeple stay under our control."