Torch could have helped him get there too...

Who has time for baseball when it's motherfucking flooring season!

They do this every time there's a pop-up like this. Seriously the only thing entertaining about Rangers games as of late.

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Filing this to Samer is a bit much don't you think?

If Ferguson has taught us one thing it's that white people should avoid Pam Oliver.

"Big deal, I actually owned my son's entire high school life." - Marv Marinovich

Please don't leave us.

How much of the jawing that goes on is legit and how much of it exists just to generate hype/money/attention/etc.

That's even more impressive with the limit on pitches.

Thanks for the story!

These are barehanded catches that are truly spectacular:

I know you did a column a while back about the best cars to get the CarMax warranty with. Seeing how most were rather expensive for my budget I was wondering if you could do an updated one with more modestly priced cars that would be worth the warranty due to their willingness to break.

Man we're all suspicious looking to western governments.

Nihari never sounded so adorable.

For some guys the punishment is more climactic than just a tug.

As a Rangers fan I totally understand the motive to trade hitting for pitching

Sir, this is the internet. We do not have time for your logical and refined explication. Furthermore, on the internet everyone is guilty until proven innocent, please do not prove people innocent as it only discourages the trolls.

Who's really surprised that 25% want the "Big D"??? Women are half of the population...