Glad to see Ronaldo was finally able to riposte

Wasn't this on Deadspin last week?

Steve Martin....

Aziz Ansari, Tracy Morgan, Kevin Hart, Stephen Wright, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Zach Galafanakis, Hannibal Burress, Jim Gaffigan....

The wheels from 2008 are a nice touch.

Not everyone has access to busses, trains or taxis. The best aspect of this application is that the wrecks and poor driving habits of others will all be drastically reduced and travel times will be considerably shorter and more consistent. I love driving but I would gladly live in a world with driverless cars simply…

Thanks Obama!

The Men in Blazers are going to be thrilled about this.

Have you seen Inequality for All?

Why does Skrillex have sloth hair?

I was gonna clean my game until I got high

Granted, since he owns a quarter of the company and was given $78.2 million in 2012, it's not that big of a hit. If anything, this just goes to show how strange executive pay is since the stock price rise netted him many times that.

And then they promptly backtracked that approval.

Monaco:

Seriously? Do elaborate

"Kale's wise beyond his years now. Never forget: Naming a child is awful and will only ever bring you misery."

Maybe out of respect for the family and the defendant?

And it also has the super-traditional singing over political imagery. Brings me back to my class on Chinese Cultural History.

It's more of a "truck". Custom chromolly frame and all.

Nothing's been normal since Matt let the site get Orlove'd.