Rick Perry's racist side is flipping its shit right now.

And grain alcohol, don't forget the grain alcohol.

Nope, they sure don't. But following that line of logic everything that happens in the military, every decision, every cost based measure is the fault of the President? He's not even the most important cog on the wheel; the Pentagon exists for a reason. He's got bigger things to handle than sorting out which programs…

The Pentagon cut the Angels, not Obama. The Navy brass is to blame, as it is their decision what to cut to meet their new budget.

The Dallas Stars did this 2 seasons ago I believe. It was a steal of a deal. You had to buy 3-5 games in the upper terrace but if they won more than two you got bumped down from one of the first few rows on the upper terrace to the Platinum Level for your free seats (Presumably because there are always empty seats on…

Neutral: Glossovers.

Dallas Stars trade Brendan Morrow and a 3rd round pick to Pittsburgh for Joe Morrow (no relation) and a 5th round draft pick. Dallas gets a top young defensemen and value before B. Morrow hits free agency and Pittsburgh gets a solid offensive contributor with tons of grit and physicality.

If you died today and could spend the next life as a ghost (good or evil, your call) haunting a sports team which would you choose? I'm not sure which I'd rather do, watch my favorite sports team forever or constantly screw with the team I hate the most.

[hands instinctively head south]

[hears story about how great the Red Sox were ten years ago]

"You're supposed to be some kind of obsessive football gritbot who watches tape 18 hours a day and can barely make time to have sex with other people."

That's a great video to demonstrate the up-and-down traveling rule. Thankfully the NBA doesn't call such trivial violations anymore.

If post-masterbation shame somehow became so unbearable that it made you vomit in disgust of yourself.... do you think enough men would stop that it would noticeably hurt the online porn industry?

http://jalopnik.com/tag/saab-is-dead

No, but some of us still appreciate it.

YES!!!!!!

As much as I have enjoyed TGUK and as much as I love the writing on Jalopnik, I feel there is a point that needs to be made. Top Gear is, to quote Matt’s paraphrase “"Duh, it's a television show"”.  To take any claims they make as an absolute truth or to think that they won’t add treatment to boost ratings, influence…

Saggstown

Been a while since we Geordie Boys have celebrated like that.

-1 for the volley