I’ll give you that. I’d propose that TGUSA just had Tanner as the show’s Stig, but with a face. No talking, no forced interactions or personality ... just the resident professional driver to benchmark all ensuing shenanigans against.

1982 all over again. I had this t-shirt when I was a kid.

As long as she gets her fucking feet off my goddamned dash....

“Here, Jeremy, have a Snickers.”

These things. They’re so bad, we banished them from the car to the kitchen floor so we could work on behavioral simulations. No, not really. We had to clean the seats.

The one who screams to pull over when you’re running from the cops. That shit takes a lot of concentration, damnit. Don’t interfere

You will be seeing them in US repair shops more commonly... fixed that for you.

Sounds like Tim Ferris' "cheat day" in his 4-Hour Body diet.

that is a bit dull, it needs pink rims......... and have a speed limiter at 88mph.

Honda lost their way a long time ago. I had an ‘87 Integra 5-door that I bought new and kept for 13 years. That was an awesome car for its time. Roomy for its size, handled well, reasonably fast for the era, economical, reliable, fun to drive, attractive. That engine was a little jewel and the 5-speed manual…

I don’t chase down erratic drivers, but if you threaten my children with a chainsaw, it would be VERY difficult for me to suppress the urge to run you over when you walk away.

i know i need to, after seeing that pic. must've been the rims. x_x

This isn’t a review. You know that because I did not use the term “smooth as butter” to describe the ride quality, as they would in most major auto publications.

Oh H1s have bolt-in third rows? I didn’t know that. I assumed the cargo area would still be full of tear-stained “Romney 2012” signs from the previous owner.

R32 writeup next week! Gotta play with it for a week before I can make any reasonable judgements about it.

Since I’m not much of a Citroën fan, I’d have to say this:

That's what always happens with Volkswagens and Audis (and now Volks-Bentleys): you have to swap everything and put it together in exactly the opposite way to make it a performance car.

For cops, they usually just test how many times they can swing a billy club against an unarmed minority illegally selling single cigarettes.

Der fahrtbaux go kerplunkin.

Obligatory.