LOL

Shit, I thought this was a post about beer. Was looking forward to finding out about a life-changing brew.

"Every white man in D.C. looked like him back then, and they were all pretty terrifying."

Great car, but that price is about $3K-$5K north of what 1st-gen Boxster S go for here in Phoenix with comparable mileage. I can’t imagine OKC gets a $5K premium on an old Porsche like this (or anything really). Also, dirty carpets, shitty wing, and a dumbass who doesn’t know how to spell his own car AND admits to…

HOLY SHIT! Honda is actually building a car for me!! 11/10, would buy!!!

No, the Edsel is still an ugly piece of shit lol

Jesus, I hope so!

But why add the weight/complexity? It isn’t necessary in this segment; not sure why they bothered. But they did, and that was the primary reason I didn’t buy one a few years back when shopping for a car. I bought a different hot hatch, and I’m still happy with it. I would’ve rather bought a Honda, but unfortunately,…

Yeah, I've been there, that's why I found his comment so hilarious :)

Hopefully it's not cow farts.

I’d like it even FWD to be honest. 200hp/200ft/lbs of torque, 6sp, 30-35 mpg, and BAM - Honda would have the car people have been begging it to build again since 1995.

It's ok; it was funny, so it's cool reading it twice lol

HAHAHA fair enough, and funny as hell :)

The sucky thing about the CRZ is that it would be AWESOME if they just left the dumb hybrid crap out of it!

Yeah, just like the Pontiac Aztec! hahaha

Fitting that the picture of perhaps Honda’s biggest turd is brown. All that’s missing is the embedded corn.

Not sure what that means, but ok!

Their loss; it's the only good part of Texas there is!

Hey, if this means less Texans, I'm all for it!