The true test will be if your neighborhood drug dealer rebadges it.

Well, he’s not wrong

"Sorry about the boner sir. I'm just a really big Pats fan."

Yo, dawg.... we heard you like A/C vents!

Reading this, I couldn't help but remember that thousands of Americans are being locked in isolation in prisons all over the country. I don't care what they did, no one deserves to sit and feel their brains dissolving. Especially when psychological rehabilitation works so much better. But, as a culture, we don't seem…

"NFL looking for 'the right technology and then how to best integrate the cameras into the replay system that will work in all 31 stadiums.'"

The match has been suspended due to the incident.

I think this is a good time to use it:

I feel like everyone is missing the sarcasm of your post.

You know, this wouldn't happen if it wasn't so expensive to go to an actual track. Enthusiasts aren't made of money.

This just in: Police have released a sketch of the other suspected racer.

Filming vertically is the real crime.

Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

Idiots! That's California!

Better get some new Tevas, brah. Those gots no grip!

You missed out a colon in the title

Hey now! This can (probably) actually go around a corner.

If this was Virginia he'd be facing the death penalty right now.