Yeah, that happens when the title and entire content of a story isn't hyperbolic poison-pen character assassination.

Low center of gravity, rear weight bias, as much weight as possible, and graphite powder the heck out of the axles. Also, polish the axles to a mirror finish and smooth out the wheel hubs to reduce friction as much as possible.

OSU grads emphasize the only part of their school name that they understand.

What a headache. Would you say Target's new store brand-oriented return policy isn't quite on the… Up & Up?

Holy shit. Someone take the car keys from that person so they can NEVER drive again.

You don't say!

The Hellcat hype train had to stop eventually.

This one too.

I'm surprised that vintage Top Fuel Dragsters didn't make the list

He said scariest, not dumbest.

Rawlings should tell Jerry Jones that as long as Hardy remains on the roster, the Cowboys cannot play a single game in his city.

Also scary, but for different reasons...

Goddamnit, THANK YOU. Madonna is the musical equivalent of the dude who played football in high school and still talks about it, even though he's 42 and sells renter's insurance in Reno now.

I had to do that for the first time and it made me feel very uncomfortable and dirty. I was going to pass, but it felt strange to do. Especially after learning that they never test again once you're employed. So I wonder why they even bother?

If anyone knows about getting 9 points on one drive, it's Jim Irsay.

Next thing you know they'll stop putting trans fats in our food and start putting rich people in jail...

Pretty much...

The Ravens have called a press conference for tomorrow. The alcohol is expected to apologize for its' role in the incident.

In response to the many "if somebody hits you they pay" comments:

1) Leave dent