I feel like the whole Browns organization needs to go to rehab.

So what you're saying is that the ***WEED*** is safe.

Wow, for once, a soccer player hit the turf for an actual reason!

Once again: a great subtle joke made better by the dudes who got OUTRAGED!11!!! rather than the joke itself.

In ten years when TVs are reconfigured into a vertical orientation because that's how everyone shoots/views video in the future, this comment will be that generation's version of "Get Off My Lawn!!!"

Does your "T" stand for T. rex? If not, I fail to see how your hands could be so tiny as to require both of them to shoot a video on a cell phone...

I lost my virginity in the back of a supercharged 86 Saleen Mustang with t-tops.

China invented the VW Beetle like 4000 years ago, you guys.

Jesus.

FTFY

That poor camel appears to have more self-awareness than AP.

I think it's pretty fantastic that by reminding us that Clarkson IS in fact human, Piers Morgan actually comes off as human for once too.

I'm not an alum of either school, so there's no "we" in my question. I also didn't call anyone an asshole; I said THE Ohio State - the institution itself; I've seen the commercials - is an asshole about the name. That's administration and marketing, and maybe their sports programs.

me: Not a PSU alum or even fan. Thinks PSU's football program should have been shut down for a decade minimum. Thinks Joe Paterno was a fucking coward who put his game ahead of children. Am a dad of a boy the same age as some of Sandusky's victim and would kill with my bare hands anyone who did that to my child rather…

LOL now THAT makes sense!

Such as what? Inferior sports teams?

Uh, I don't think the students had anything to do with any of that, but ok I guess.

Before I went to college, I briefly worked in a auto-carpet recycling operation. The carpets were munched up, heated, and turned into poly pellets of some sort. Not sure of any other details; I was a dumbass at that age. But I always thought the idea was pretty cool.

Dear THE Ohio State University fans/alum: Penn State's actual name also has "the" in it, but unlike you guys, Penn Staters aren't assholes about it.

Bad. Growing babies and brains need saturated fats and cholesterol which are both not found in sufficient quantities in vegan diets. In addition, a vegan diet cannot supply complete chain proteins, regardless of what brainwashed malnourished vegans will post here. All of these things ARE in breastmilk, and formula,…