Great joke made even better as usual by the idiots who didn't get it, so the rest of us get to laugh more than once!

To me, it's about the company making sure that you are clear on the fact that you belong to them even when you're not there.

I get what you're saying about the whole "work truck" thing, but I haven't had an at-fault accident since I was 16. I'm almost 38. My insurance premiums and dings/dents/scratches on my car are primarily because of OTHER PEOPLE's shitty driving/parking, not mine.

Chris Christie was all excited until he realized Tesla sold cars and not pastries.

"one says Lucas and one says AC Delco"

So what you're saying is that one works and one doesn't?

"the Mini lacks virtually any form of modern convenience, such as an infotainment system, or a USB port for music, or, you know, an armrest."

BMW STILL charges a lot of extra for any of this extraneous nonsense on the new MINIs. Now I know why: they're keeping it real!!

Oh look, more evidence from Irsay for why OWNERS should be drug tested just like the players.

Exactly.

German reliability. That's why.

I think VW needs to knock about $5k-$15k of the top of just about everything they sell.

Whenever a conservative tries to proclaim him/herself "Free Market," cover your wallet with your hand and/or move it to your front pants pocket.

My dad has been telling me this exact thing since before I went to college, and it's not only been proven true time and time again in my professional post-college career, but has served me VERY well in protecting me and my interests above that of my company's throughout layoffs, shitty raises, benefits cost hikes,…

I had a 1997 Jeep Wrangler 4cyl. I was returning to Phoenix from a weekend in Sedona, and the truck started bucking and cutting out, running rough, etc.

At least with the Dems, there's usually some scraps left over for those of us who have to work for a living.

Or airport bathrooms...that one's my personal fav :)

I'm always astounded when these antigovernment GOPers get caught gaming the government systems they seem to hate so much. The problem is, it never seems to be the groups THEY blame who benefit the most; i.e., immigrants, minorities, "sluts" and their free birth control, etc. It's usually those yelling loudest about…

LOL @ any idiot who pays over $40K for a work vehicle - aka pickup truck - and then doesn't actually own it because they can't afford it. You're just renting, Mr. Bro Dozer. Also, this will be awesome when gas goes back up to $4+ a gallon. Which it will.

Especially considering his prospective "partner" in his dumb scenario is a successful lawyer.